SNS: My (Fake) Interview With Apple CEO Tom Cook

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Volume 18, Issue 10
Week of March 9, 2015
 
In This Issue

Feature: My (Fake) Interview With Apple CEO Tom Cook

Quotes Of The Week

Takeout Window

• A Great Laugh in Barcelona
• The Apple Watch
• Apple / STC: The Smaller, Cooler Company
• The MacBook vs. the MacBook Air

Ethermail

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A lot of people are wondering about Apple these days, and so when I found CEO Tom Cook alone in the corner of a Taco Bell just off California Highway 17, I realized it was my chance in a thousand to ask all of those questions everyone wants to ask but are usually afraid to.

The following is a transcript of that interview that hasn’t happened yet, with parts edited and doctored up as necessary.